IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY

Salam semua.....

The Original Version
If you love somebody,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours... .

The Pessmist Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

The Optimist Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

The Suspicious Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

The Impatient Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.

The Patient Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

The Playful Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

The Lawyer's Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that...

The Bill Gates Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

The Statistician's Version
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back
is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable
anyway.

The MBA Version
If you love somebody
set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.

The Psychologist's Version
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

The Finance Expert Version
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

The Marketing Version
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

The Possessive Version
If you love somebody
don't ever set her free.

Sabda Rasulullah s.a.w:
"Tidak kami dapati pada dua orang yang sedang bercinta itu (lebih baik daripada) nikah." – Riwayat Ibn Majah dan diklasifikasikan sebagai sahih oleh al-Busoiri dan al-Albani dalam al-Silsilah al-Sahihah: 624.


SERI.....

• Belum habis belajar (kelas+assigmnent+buku+suami+anak=tunggang langgang)
• Belum kerja (tak kan parent nak tanggung belanja kahwin, belajar pun duit ptptn)
• Tak bersedia pikul tanggungjawab (belum expert masak, urus rumahtangga)
• Adik kecil lagi
• Muda lagi (mak kata jangan gatal-gatal nak kahwin masa belajar)
• Nak berbakti dengan ibu bapa dulu (dah kahwin mak ayah jatuh no 2 selepas suami)
• Nak beli kereta dulu (nak beli dengan duit sendiri)
• Nak melancong 1 Malaysia (yang ni saranan ayah Seri)
• Tak ada calon lagi (dia minta jadi awek je belum isteri lagi)
  

hehe... tak jatuh wajib untuk berkahwin lagi